The Simpsons' Homer offers sound advice. Source: Uh, Family Guy. |
Woodshed Tribune
A petulant, childish swipe at stupid occurrences in the news. Updated roughly whenever the hell I feel like it.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Marriage asks Supremes Court to drop protection order, says "didn't even ask for it"
Nutsville mulls taking voting rights away from "plebes, commoners and general riff-raff"
RWGC alumni celebrate their exhibition of superior knowledge. Source: Salon (they look like they'd sue) |
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Internet besieges elected official after unexpected common-sense move
NUTSVILLE (WT) - The internet announced today that it was laying siege to a newly-elected Knox Vegas representative for "making way too much sense on his first go-round".
Friday, March 22, 2013
God blames both genders for PyCon '13, contemplates Armageddon II as a result
God's son/second form reacts to yet another inane question from a faith-based journalist. Source: This time, we'll say YOU gave it to me |
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Local Islamists take down Sex Week at state university
(Editor's Note: After our reporter had recovered from face surgery, we sent him to find out what the big deal was concerning Sex Week. He and a local T-shirt magnate were recently found dead near the location of a suspected Islamist training compound with this incomplete story on the reporter's computer. We decided to run with it instead of the story of his gruesome, mysterious demise.
Why?
Duh. Sex sells. -Ed.)
KNOX VEGAS (WT) - It appears the University of Insanitee at Knox Vegas will be abstaining from Sex Week after all, thanks to the intervention of the state's growing Islamist faction.
Why?
Duh. Sex sells. -Ed.)
Local Islamists drill at an undisclosed location somewhere near Murfreesboro. Credit: Don't know and don't care |
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Nutsville lawmakers mulling increased restrictions on pets with concealed carry permits
Rep. Gilmore's pet human. Source: Full Metal Jacket |
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